Party tricks

You've got to perform if you want a ticket to the Sociedad Cerrada party, says Garret Cummings

There's a couple dancing beside me, one wrapped around the other. Nothing odd about that. After all, this is a party and it's Saturday night. But this particular pair who are slithering against each other are stark naked - apart an earlier overhead shower of glitter which is now stuck to their writhing bodies.


A gold-painted
lady dancing -
looking for a Bond
film to star in?

Th is isn't your average night out. In an underground venue, known only to regulars, hidden behind a church in a discreet corner of Barcelona's up-and-coming Poble Nou district, a new kind of performance theatre is taking place. One with no audience. Everyone, you see, is taking part. DJs, artists, naked revellers, they're all performing.

Over there, a ceiling-scraping drag queen is wearing balloons for breasts. Next to her, a Brazilian girl in an evening dress belts out a ballad with a stick of celery for a microphone. A bath full of ice cubes is being pushed around by a troupe of pink, plump men in loincloths.


Well, they certainly look
like they're having fun
They cajole me into bending down for a closer look at their passenger, a bald man who's waving a dildo around. As I get in close, he squeezes the balls and douses my face in a sticky alcoholic liquid. It’s sambuca.

This is Sociedad Cerrada, the brainchild of mercurial young Catalan Jairo Lozano. His vision? “I went round much of Europe but didn’t find any party that had the kind of environment I wanted: a true celebration, a sense of freedom, of joyfulness, of fantasy.”


The author, who lives in
Barcelona, in a dotty hat,
plus an apprehensive
angelic friend

It’s hard to describe these events. “Party” is almost too everyday a word. the atmosphere is part Nevada’s Burning Man festival, part early-1990s illegal rave. In a country famed for its fiestas and juergas, this is another level, something new, brave and different. Voyeurs are barred, and anyone expressing disapproval is ejected.

Sociedad Cerrada finally winds down at 10am the next morning. The last revellers stagger out trailing feathers and sequins into the bright sunshine. Can't wait for the next one. What will you wear?

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Spanyol fantázia

Ez nem egy mindennapi parti. Itt mindenki résztvevő. Filmvetítésektől a DJ-kig, művészektől a ruhátlan emberekig, mindenki része a képnek.

Ez a Sociedad Cerrada, Jairo Lozanonak, egy különc fiatal katalánnak az elmeszüleménye. A történéseket nem igazán lehet szavakban foglalni. A "buli" túl hétköznapi szó. Amott egy rendkívül magas transzvesztita, lufiméretű mellekkel. Kicsit arrébb egy brazil lány nagyestélyiben egy balladát ad elő, egy szál zellerrel helyettesítve a mikrofont. Egy csapat ágyékkötős dundi pasi egy jégkockával teli kádat tol körbe-körbe.

A Sociedad Cerrada Lozano szerint az öröm, a szabadság és a fantázia valódi ünnepe.

Hiszpańska fantazja

Tuż koło mnie tańczy para, oboje są kompletnie nadzy - okrywa ich tylko sypiący się z góry połyskujący brokat. Jakaś dziewczyna śpiewa do kawałka selera zamiast mikrofonu.

To nie jest zwyczajna impreza. W jednej z bocznych uliczek Barcelony trwa nowy rodzaj teatralnego przedstawienia - bez widowni. Uczestniczą w nim wszyscy: DJ-e, artyści i nadzy tancerze.

Jairo Lozano, twórca Sociedad Cerrada mówi: "Chciałem prawdziwego świętowania, poczucia wolności, radości, fantazji." Hiszpańska fiesta w nowym wydaniu.